

THIS COULD BE YOUSCIENCETHIS COULD BE YOU
The atom is surrounded by tiny green men. It only achieves its beard on Tuesdays, and has a strange absurd obsession with rubber bands. The tiny green men are distant relatives to the Jews, and every summer they have a grand banquet/orgy, strategically named “The Big Bang.” However, due to a typo, some crazy idiots think that the “Big Bang” is actually the creation of the universe. This is simply not so.
In 1765, the Earth was created in a fiery blaze of glory by the HOLY SHIT. Aka valiance. One day, in the distant past, valiant was deciding that, perhaps, there was more to life than just really really hot gay sex
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Dr. Venture: Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?
---The Venture Bros.
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The More You Know
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Tell mom I have some very important exploding to do! [Nathan Lane - Laughter On The 23rd Floor]
LJ was pretty much taking over my life, and it was making it hard for me to concentrate on things I actually needed to be doing. I might come back someday, after all this high school craziness is over.
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Tell mom I have some very important exploding to do! [Nathan Lane - Laughter On The 23rd Floor]
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